After settling a case earlier this year with the SEC and getting government approval for the merger of Wayward, Inc and OrangeCo, Milton Gludlum is now sole owner of WaywardOrangeCo.
They were selling mangos buy one get one free so I thought, "Why not?' So now I have to make smoothies before my 60 mangos go bad. Do you ever buy 60 mangos and think to yourself, "Why haven't I done this before?'
This is a list of things with me in this room. Someday, I will go into the other room.
Yes, you are.
There was a time in the not too distant past when people had brains. It was a magical time. People would read something sarcastic and understand that the author wasn't seriously suggesting that it would be a good idea to feed baby leprechauns to the dragons. There weren't entire orginizations dedicated to defending the mythical human rights of leprechauns or dragon defense leagues pointing out that today's dragons are vegan and do not appreciate the outdated stereotyping of their eating habits.
It's been an extremely rewarding year at Wayward Orange and we thank you so much for your continued interest in what we do. We hope to keep bringing you great content in 2019 and beyond. For now, lets take a look back at some of our most liked stories.
Fix Myself ( click to play)
Announcer: Welcome back to SCTV, the network that broadcasts all the latest happenings on our hero the Spanish Conquistador. We had a slight glitch in the broadcasting over the last year, but we are proud to be back! It turns out that in a recent poll more people preferred the color bars to our network so we simply gave the people what they wanted, but there recently was a change in those poll results. We demanded a recount and found out the numbers were in fact exactly correct, but 23 percent of people stated the bars didn’t necessarily have to be in color.
