This is a list of things with me in this room. Someday, I will go into the other room.
- my PIkachu onesie
- my ouija board I use to summon satan
- spaghettios
- my typewriter from the future
- my coo coo clock that swears
- my published letter in the newspaper warning of the dangers of socialized cartography
- a rainbow
- my half cheesecake and cherry pies that I call The Continentals - available for purchase - inquire inside
- a limited edition 6 breasted sports bra
- an empty wallet
- pirated copy of Biloxi Blues - (the play - not the movie)
- the slim jim I used to break into my first train car
- a photograph of John Wilkes Booth's first piano recital
- a spider
- expired nuclear launch codes
- 6 kilos of angel dust
- a stain glass window of Vanilla Ice
- a printed receipt from the deli at the corner containing an order of the following items: mashed potatoes, baked potato with extra sour cream, curly fries, steak fries, 2 cherry pies, Sprite medium size, thirty dollar charge for broken fondue pot, three and a half percent tip
- an old flip phone I keep because it has a voicemail from my favorite grandpa that died
- an urn containing my second favorite grandpa
- 2 victirolas
- a witch's hat
- correction: a black taffic cone
- a coin of unknown origin
- a mernaid costume
- 9 rubber bands
- government cheese (not used in cheesecake)
- a manhole cover that says "Property of the Ottawa Water & Sanitation Dept"
- blueprints to a helicopter
- Jeff Goldblum
- 12 dozen eggs
- broken laptop charg