Millennial cookbook where every recipe starts with a telephone number.

I can accept by now that the first Final Fantasy wasn’t the final Fantasy. But now Final Fanasy 7 wasn’t even the final Final Fantasy 7.

You’re pretty today. You too ladies!

I want to see a Zack Snyder movie as good as the trailer for a Zack Snyder movie.

The biggest gamble I take when ordering at restaurants is cole slaw. Well, that and running out without paying. 

Hannah Gadsby is AMAZING. That is all. I'm in awe of her talent and skill for being wholly herself without compromises.

Stop making old shows widescreen!