They were selling mangos buy one get one free so I thought, "Why not?' So now I have to make smoothies before my 60 mangos go bad. Do you ever buy 60 mangos and think to yourself, "Why haven't I done this before?'
Yes, you are.
There was a time in the not too distant past when people had brains. It was a magical time. People would read something sarcastic and understand that the author wasn't seriously suggesting that it would be a good idea to feed baby leprechauns to the dragons. There weren't entire orginizations dedicated to defending the mythical human rights of leprechauns or dragon defense leagues pointing out that today's dragons are vegan and do not appreciate the outdated stereotyping of their eating habits.
It's been an extremely rewarding year at Wayward Orange and we thank you so much for your continued interest in what we do. We hope to keep bringing you great content in 2019 and beyond. For now, lets take a look back at some of our most liked stories.
