They were selling mangos buy one get one free so I thought, "Why not?' So now I have to make smoothies before my 60 mangos go bad. Do you ever buy 60 mangos and think to yourself, "Why haven't I done this before?'
A few hours into this and 6 smoothies later, I'm starting to feel a little strange. I can't imagine consuming this many mangos in this short amount of time will have any side-effects and by side effects I really mean bottom effects. I guess we will really see how many mangos a man goes. There is a little known type of OCD called Unwated Thoughts Syndrome. I ponder that as I look up when this sale on mangos ends. If I get through this, maybe there is room for more and a deal is a deal. Are mangos more similar to kiwis or pineapples? Hmmm, and are kiwis named after the birds and are pineapples related to apples in anyway? Or perhaps pine trees? I need to look that up later as I sit on the throne. I've had a lot of research time lately and have learned a lot during this sale. I'd call it a 2 for one deal, but it's been a lot more 2 than 1. Not all effects are bad either. My pants fit again so that's nice. Maybe mangos and me will both be half off next week. I hope the correlation doesn't sustain after they are marked back up. I should look up if there is a sale on pants. I looked and the search results are being funny. I typed "half off pants" and found a deal on shorts.Then I search for short sales and found deals on real estate. You just can't win sometimes. Unless you find a deal on half-off mangos that is.