After settling a case earlier this year with the SEC and getting government approval for the merger of Wayward, Inc and OrangeCo, Milton Gludlum is now sole owner of WaywardOrangeCo.
Milton Gludlum has been buying and selling business since the 1930s. He first got his start in Germany and continued honing his business acumen in Argentina until the 1980s when he was forced to flee to The United States and begin his domination of all sectors of business. Once pardoned by Ronald Reagan, he started his first company Shoe Laces and Things which became a behemoth on the NYSE by the mid 90s. Many have stood in his way, but he has overcome them all. Some credit this to his good looks and charm, others claim it is his cunning mind and inherent understanding of what people want that has gotten him this far in life, but one thing is for sure: he is definitely the direct supervisor of all who write for this site.
As sole owner or WaywardOrangeCo, he has vowed to make many changes. I can't possibly foresee any of them not going smoothly. Yes, most certainly smooth sailing from now on here at WaywardOrangeCo. This is very good for the business. Wayward Orange Co was previously in debt to collectors and services were turned off. With this acquisition and restoring of this site at this new domain, all of our employees will have long careers continuing their good work.
Editorial note: Since the writing of this, Milton Gludlum has provided a very generous 6 hour severance to 90% of all WaywardOrangeCo employees.
Additional note:
-This is Earl Jenkins. Someone left this laptop open. I guess they had to leave quickly. I'm the only janitor left due to hiding in a closet during the presentation where our badges were cut in half. Please send help. I think there are animal experiments happening in the basement.