How do you balance an eBook on your head?

Let's get clustertrump added to the dictionary. That will a be a good outcome of this whole clustertrump.

I like arguing with people. Change my mind.

At any given time in America, up to 3 McDonalds ice cream machines are working.

The most diagnosed condition in Florida from both Spring Breakers and the elderly is of course Senioritis.

A friend of mine was on the radio for a contest for Cats tickets. He won so he didn’t have to go.

I installed the Flying Toasters screensaver on my computer at work because I’m cool.