Ironically, there is no “i” in cyclops.

No one can tell the difference between a new episode of Law and Order and a 20 year old rerun.

I once saw a RoboCop DVD for a dollar and no one could figure out why I was laughing.

It always bothered me Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello, and Raphael were drawn in the same art style.

If something happens, then you’re like “What are the odds?” Well, it happened so 1 in 1. Those are the odds.

It’s still breakfast food if the eggs are from Cadbury, right?

If you are even granted three wishes by a genie (unlikely), here’s what you should do. Write everything you want into a story about yourself then wish for your story to come true. That’s only one wish. How come no one else has thought of this???