You run up and kick the demon in the balls. Or at least you think you do. 

"I'm a woman demon. You do remember that don't you? You were there when I went from a woman to my demon form? It was just like a minute ago."

"That was you?"

"Yes. Yes, that was me. So, don't do that again."

"Okay."

ATTACK!!!!

Throw a garbage can at him.     Pull his cape over his head like a hockey fight!     

Ask him a question.     Make a joke.

KICK HIM IN THE BALLS!!!

Accept your death like a man or woman or other depending on how you identify.

Hit on him.     Pray.

 

demon front facing​

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Random fun

DJs

Don't worry about technology or automation making your job redundant. DJs still exist and they were pointless even before iPods or playlists.

Webcam fun

Someone just gave me a webcam cover for my computer. Now I’ll never get tips!

Cyclops

Ironically, there is no “i” in cyclops.

Ice cream machine

At any given time in America, up to 3 McDonalds ice cream machines are working.

Flavor Flav

I still waiting for the Flavor Flav masterclass.

Hole in my bucket

“There’s a hole in my bucket, Dear Liza.”

“Use another one Henry. I’m on the phone.”

And scene.

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