"So, what do you call a demon that's lost that their wallet?"

Nicky sighs. "Deomonitized?"

"Damn it! That's better too! I was going to say something about going to the DMV sounding like demon and being like Hell!"

"You are really bad at this."

"Please, just give me another chance."

ATTACK!!!!

Ask him a question. You are out of jokes.

demon front facing

Random fun

Don't worry about technology or automation making your job redundant. DJs still exist and they were pointless even before iPods or playlists.

Someone just gave me a webcam cover for my computer. Now I’ll never get tips!

Ironically, there is no “i” in cyclops.

At any given time in America, up to 3 McDonalds ice cream machines are working.

I've created a perpetual motion machine! Wait, no. It stopped again.

I still waiting for the Flavor Flav masterclass.

“There’s a hole in my bucket, Dear Liza.”

“Use another one Henry. I’m on the phone.”

And scene.