"Yo, demon lady. You look you're getting a little pudgy. Maybe you should start..."

"Don't say it. Seriously do no say it." Nicky commands. 

"Exercising!" Haha! You start laughing at your sharp wit. 

"I think you mean exorcising. That's the joke."

"Oh right. That would have been funnier. Damn. Let me try again!"

 

ATTACK!!!!

Throw a garbage can at him.     Pull his cape over his head like a hockey fight!     

Ask him a question.     Make another joke.

KICK HIM IN THE BALLS!!!

Accept your death like a man or woman or other depending on how you identify.

Hit on him.     Pray.

 

demon front facing​

Random fun

DJs

Don't worry about technology or automation making your job redundant. DJs still exist and they were pointless even before iPods or playlists.

Webcam fun

Someone just gave me a webcam cover for my computer. Now I’ll never get tips!

Cyclops

Ironically, there is no “i” in cyclops.

Ice cream machine

At any given time in America, up to 3 McDonalds ice cream machines are working.

Flavor Flav

I still waiting for the Flavor Flav masterclass.

Hole in my bucket

“There’s a hole in my bucket, Dear Liza.”

“Use another one Henry. I’m on the phone.”

And scene.

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