You try to gain a little bit of an advantage like you've seen on television by running up to him. He looks back rather blankly at you as if curious as to what you're doing. You know that old saying, "Don't tug on Superman's cape?" Surely, that's even more true when it's a demon. Like really, what's Superman seriously going to do to you for that? Politely ask you not to do that then buy you an ice cream cone?

You tug hard on the demon's cape and pull it over his head. "Now you've made me mad! I just had this dry cleaned! Prepare to pay!!!" You wince again and prepare for death. " I think the total was about 9 dollars. Can you Venmo me that? My username is DemonspawnD4"

"Uh, sure. I can do that I suppose."

"Thanks."

This fight is not going how you expected, but nine dollar dry cleaning is a really good deal so you don't object. 

He throws his cape back over his back and the fight continues. 

 

ATTACK!!!!

Throw a garbage can at him.     Pull his cape over his head like a hockey fight!     

Ask him a question.     Make a joke.

KICK HIM IN THE BALLS!!!

Accept your death like a man or woman or other depending on how you identify.

Hit on him.     Pray.

 

cape over head