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  • Choose Your Own Advantageous Outcome

You wind up and hit him as hard as you can in the leg and it just falls right off! They sure don't make killer robots like they used to. Maybe it'll work again!

ATTACK!!!

Left side of his head!     Go for the eyes!     Right side of his head!     
Attack his left arm!     Go for his circuits!     Attack his right arm!
KICK HIM  IN THE BALLS!!!     
Take out his left leg!     Take out his right leg!

robot fight 31​

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