You slide in close to him and hit him on the side of the head. He slightly loses his balance for a second, but shifts his feet and restabilizes. "My turn" he says and head butts you back. He wasn't trying to kill you and only hit you hard enough to spend the rest of your life in a coma. Doctors pull the plug on you after the money runs out. You have no idea how much time had passed, but feels like centuries in your head. 

Editor note: it was 6 days. 

only yourself to blame 14​

GAME OVER

You may either go back and try again or start over. 

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DJs

Don't worry about technology or automation making your job redundant. DJs still exist and they were pointless even before iPods or playlists.

Webcam fun

Someone just gave me a webcam cover for my computer. Now I’ll never get tips!

Cyclops

Ironically, there is no “i” in cyclops.

Ice cream machine

At any given time in America, up to 3 McDonalds ice cream machines are working.

Flavor Flav

I still waiting for the Flavor Flav masterclass.

Hole in my bucket

“There’s a hole in my bucket, Dear Liza.”

“Use another one Henry. I’m on the phone.”

And scene.

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