You go for his last remaining arm, but he deflects you with his hand and grabs your neck with it. He's immensely strong and lifts you off the ground with one hand. "As long as I'm standing here I'll fight you. I'm not losing any more of my body parts to the likes of you!" His voice gets a little less robotic as his rage wells up. He almost even sounds angry. He tightens his grip and you die gasping for air. They find your body later that night and the pretty news anchor on the news talked about you at least. 

only yourself to blame 13​

GAME OVER

You may either go back and try again or start over. 

Random fun

DJs

Don't worry about technology or automation making your job redundant. DJs still exist and they were pointless even before iPods or playlists.

Webcam fun

Someone just gave me a webcam cover for my computer. Now I’ll never get tips!

Cyclops

Ironically, there is no “i” in cyclops.

Ice cream machine

At any given time in America, up to 3 McDonalds ice cream machines are working.

Flavor Flav

I still waiting for the Flavor Flav masterclass.

Hole in my bucket

“There’s a hole in my bucket, Dear Liza.”

“Use another one Henry. I’m on the phone.”

And scene.

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