You see him lying on his arm and go for it quickly. If you can pull it out from under him, you can break it off like the other limbs. As you grab it, he kicks you with his remaining leg and screams something in German. You did not see that coming. His foot goes through the back of your body leaving you impaled on his leg. You're not sure how he's going to get you off of there, but that is his problem now. 

only yourself to blame 9​

GAME OVER

You may either go back and try again or start over. 

Random fun

DJs

Don't worry about technology or automation making your job redundant. DJs still exist and they were pointless even before iPods or playlists.

Webcam fun

Someone just gave me a webcam cover for my computer. Now I’ll never get tips!

Cyclops

Ironically, there is no “i” in cyclops.

Ice cream machine

At any given time in America, up to 3 McDonalds ice cream machines are working.

Flavor Flav

I still waiting for the Flavor Flav masterclass.

Hole in my bucket

“There’s a hole in my bucket, Dear Liza.”

“Use another one Henry. I’m on the phone.”

And scene.

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