As Harry lies there defenseless, you grab onto his blue eye and pull. As you do, his red eye flares up and a massive heat blast comes out at you frying your body to a crisp. This certainly won't be good for business. They close up the diner quickly and buy both of you behind the dumpster in the back. 

only yourself to blame 7​

GAME OVER

You may either go back and try again or start over. 

Random fun

DJs

Don't worry about technology or automation making your job redundant. DJs still exist and they were pointless even before iPods or playlists.

Webcam fun

Someone just gave me a webcam cover for my computer. Now I’ll never get tips!

Cyclops

Ironically, there is no “i” in cyclops.

Ice cream machine

At any given time in America, up to 3 McDonalds ice cream machines are working.

Flavor Flav

I still waiting for the Flavor Flav masterclass.

Hole in my bucket

“There’s a hole in my bucket, Dear Liza.”

“Use another one Henry. I’m on the phone.”

And scene.

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