You swipe at his last remaining leg, but as you do, Harry leaps up into the air over you. Perhaps if you were a little less intoxicated you could have moved faster so he wouldn't land on your head.

only yourself to blame 3

GAME OVER

You may either go back and try again or start over.

Random fun

DJs

Don't worry about technology or automation making your job redundant. DJs still exist and they were pointless even before iPods or playlists.

Webcam fun

Someone just gave me a webcam cover for my computer. Now I’ll never get tips!

Cyclops

Ironically, there is no “i” in cyclops.

Ice cream machine

At any given time in America, up to 3 McDonalds ice cream machines are working.

Perpetual motion machine

I've created a perpetual motion machine! Wait, no. It stopped again.

Flavor Flav

I still waiting for the Flavor Flav masterclass.

Hole in my bucket

“There’s a hole in my bucket, Dear Liza.”

“Use another one Henry. I’m on the phone.”

And scene.