You take off his last leg. You can't help but think this is getting to a Monty Python level of ridiculousness.

ATTACK!!!

Left side of his head! Go for the eyes! Right side of his head!
Attack his left arm! Go for his circuits! Attack his right arm!
KICK HIM IN THE BALLS!!!
Take out his left leg! Take out his right leg!

robot fight 19

Random fun

Don't worry about technology or automation making your job redundant. DJs still exist and they were pointless even before iPods or playlists.

Someone just gave me a webcam cover for my computer. Now I’ll never get tips!

Ironically, there is no “i” in cyclops.

At any given time in America, up to 3 McDonalds ice cream machines are working.

I've created a perpetual motion machine! Wait, no. It stopped again.

I still waiting for the Flavor Flav masterclass.

“There’s a hole in my bucket, Dear Liza.”

“Use another one Henry. I’m on the phone.”

And scene.