You rip out his blue eye. He doesn't seem to enjoy what you just did to him. 

ATTACK!!!

Left side of his head!     Go for the eyes!     Right side of his head!
Attack his left arm!     Go for his circuits!     Attack his right arm!
KICK HIM  IN THE BALLS!!!     
Take out his left leg!     Take out his right leg!

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Random fun

DJs

Don't worry about technology or automation making your job redundant. DJs still exist and they were pointless even before iPods or playlists.

Webcam fun

Someone just gave me a webcam cover for my computer. Now I’ll never get tips!

Cyclops

Ironically, there is no “i” in cyclops.

Ice cream machine

At any given time in America, up to 3 McDonalds ice cream machines are working.

Flavor Flav

I still waiting for the Flavor Flav masterclass.

Hole in my bucket

“There’s a hole in my bucket, Dear Liza.”

“Use another one Henry. I’m on the phone.”

And scene.

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