You wind up and hit him as hard as you can in the leg and it just falls right off! They sure don't make killer robots like they used to. Maybe it'll work again!

ATTACK!!!

Left side of his head! Go for the eyes! Right side of his head!
Attack his left arm! Go for his circuits! Attack his right arm!
KICK HIM IN THE BALLS!!!
Take out his left leg! Take out his right leg!

robot fight 5

Random fun

DJs

Don't worry about technology or automation making your job redundant. DJs still exist and they were pointless even before iPods or playlists.

Webcam fun

Someone just gave me a webcam cover for my computer. Now I’ll never get tips!

Cyclops

Ironically, there is no “i” in cyclops.

Ice cream machine

At any given time in America, up to 3 McDonalds ice cream machines are working.

Perpetual motion machine

I've created a perpetual motion machine! Wait, no. It stopped again.

Flavor Flav

I still waiting for the Flavor Flav masterclass.

Hole in my bucket

“There’s a hole in my bucket, Dear Liza.”

“Use another one Henry. I’m on the phone.”

And scene.