You tell him your opinion on Maxi pads that most definitely will not get Wayward Orange a sponsor and the man stares back at you with a blank look on his face.

“Okay, I didn’t see that one coming. You win. Why not go back and try again to see what normal thing I thought you were going to ask."

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Random fun

DJs

Don't worry about technology or automation making your job redundant. DJs still exist and they were pointless even before iPods or playlists.

Webcam fun

Someone just gave me a webcam cover for my computer. Now I’ll never get tips!

Cyclops

Ironically, there is no “i” in cyclops.

Ice cream machine

At any given time in America, up to 3 McDonalds ice cream machines are working.

Flavor Flav

I still waiting for the Flavor Flav masterclass.

Hole in my bucket

“There’s a hole in my bucket, Dear Liza.”

“Use another one Henry. I’m on the phone.”

And scene.

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