You ask how he could know what you were going to say when even you didn’t know you’d be saying to it to him when you clicked on this website. 

“It’s all a loop, don’t you see? This isn’t an impromptu conversation! It’s all scripted!”

Thinking this man has come unhinged, you ponder the state of the national education system and how it chews up and spits out good people turning them into crazy old themed fast food franchise owners. You bet he doesn’t even own this place. He’s probably assistant manager at best. 

“So, if this is all a scripted loop, what should we do about it. And who’s behind it?”

I know exactly who is behind it! Our creator. He’s typing this right now! 

“Creator? Like God or something?

“No! Worse! Ian Staley did all this. He’s making us do this and we must stop him if we will ever be free again. 

Tell him you’re in and this monster Ian Staley must be stopped at all costs

Tell him you agree Ian Staley is behind everything and he’s super amazing (clearly the right choice…)