This for legal reasons is not a story where you can choose your own um... adv...antageous outcome.

But you need to do just that because there is a scary man coming at you. You respond without thinking and.... (take all the time you need, there's no rush...)

Punch Him 
Run Away

Random fun

DJs

Don't worry about technology or automation making your job redundant. DJs still exist and they were pointless even before iPods or playlists.

Webcam fun

Someone just gave me a webcam cover for my computer. Now I’ll never get tips!

Cyclops

Ironically, there is no “i” in cyclops.

Ice cream machine

At any given time in America, up to 3 McDonalds ice cream machines are working.

Flavor Flav

I still waiting for the Flavor Flav masterclass.

Hole in my bucket

“There’s a hole in my bucket, Dear Liza.”

“Use another one Henry. I’m on the phone.”

And scene.

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