The girl at Taco Bell put her phone number in my bag. It was to the store and printed on the receipt, but she obviously likes me!
The odds If something happens, then you’re like “What are the odds?” Well, it happened so 1 in 1. Those are the odds.
Animal Crossing Puns “So, tell me about your background in comedy writing.” “I wrote the puns in Animal Crossing when you catch fish.” “Uh huh. Thanks for coming in.”
Cleaning “I did clean, but then I looked for something.” I assume I’m not the only one that has to explain this.
Cats and dogs Dogs only live 1/7 of a life and cats get 9 lives, so why don’t cats live 63 times longer than dogs?