If you are even granted three wishes by a genie (unlikely), here’s what you should do. Write everything you want into a story about yourself then wish for your story to come true. That’s only one wish. How come no one else has thought of this???
DJs Don't worry about technology or automation making your job redundant. DJs still exist and they were pointless even before iPods or playlists.
Hole in my bucket “There’s a hole in my bucket, Dear Liza.” “Use another one Henry. I’m on the phone.” And scene.