Zombie bites are not that strong. Just cover yourself with anything they can't bite through. Preferably with something that when they try, it makes their teeth break. Then you're fine. This is a whole genre of storytelling?
DJs Don't worry about technology or automation making your job redundant. DJs still exist and they were pointless even before iPods or playlists.
Hole in my bucket “There’s a hole in my bucket, Dear Liza.” “Use another one Henry. I’m on the phone.” And scene.