Ads

Ad algorithms need some work. People who just bought a refrigerator do not need a refrigerator. Your customers are the only people you shouldn’t target. You just sold me this refrigerator and you think I need a new one already. What do you know that I don’t? Is it about to explode or something? Now I’m returning it and I’m not ever buying from you ever again.

Random fun

DJs

Don't worry about technology or automation making your job redundant. DJs still exist and they were pointless even before iPods or playlists.

Webcam fun

Someone just gave me a webcam cover for my computer. Now I’ll never get tips!

Cyclops

Ironically, there is no “i” in cyclops.

Ice cream machine

At any given time in America, up to 3 McDonalds ice cream machines are working.

Flavor Flav

I still waiting for the Flavor Flav masterclass.

Hole in my bucket

“There’s a hole in my bucket, Dear Liza.”

“Use another one Henry. I’m on the phone.”

And scene.

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