There’s nothing funny about a monkey with a gun
Even if he is well dressed and sartorial
Their shots are random and violent
They take no care for safe marksmanship
Even the happiest monkey with the best intentions
Will succumb to squeezing the trigger
Just to hear the sound of the gun and the fury
Guns are shiny and appealing to a monkey
Every year, almost one person is shot by a monkey with a gun
That person could be you if you aren’t careful
It could happen anytime just when you least expect it
Tell your friends it’s time to run
When you see a monkey with a gun