Biggest thing I wish every human understood.

Nothing can be “made political”.

Literally every single thing is.

I once saw a RoboCop DVD for a dollar and no one could figure out why I was laughing.

Every time someone mentions The Last Airbender online, I comment with “Best movie ever”. I’ve lost friends over it, but I think it’s funny.

Kurt Russel needs to make Escape From Florida. This doesn't exist yet? They wouldn't even need to build sets.

I asked a bunch of people if they were a racist and they all said no. Guys, I don’t think I’m speaking prematurely here, I think we beat it.

It’s a good thing we have a G and a PG rating. Wouldn’t want kids seeing things they aren’t old enough to see a few weeks early.

I wonder if we will say Hindsight is 2020 in the future and if we do, if it will have the same meaning.

Kingpin is the best Farrelly Brothers movie.

I really should not type anything here.

My favorite Avenger is Paul Rudd. Not Antman. Just Paul Rudd.