Diet Coke wasn't invented until 1982.

Millennial cookbook where every recipe starts with a telephone number.

“So, tell me about your background in comedy writing.”

“I wrote the puns in Animal Crossing when you catch fish.”

“Uh huh. Thanks for coming in.”

Statler and Waldorf are personal inspirations to me. They hated everything, but they kept showing up in good spirits and laughing with each other anyway. There’s a lot to be said for that.

Let's get clustertrump added to the dictionary. That will a be a good outcome of this whole clustertrump.

I am absolutely attractive enough to become a moderately successful YouTuber.

What would boring traditionalist homonym fans share in early May without Justin Timberlake or Star Wars?

Buy a Vectrex immediately!

Half of people are below average intelligence.

I've created a perpetual motion machine! Wait, no. It stopped again.