Catcher in the Rye
Catcher in the Rye is my favorite baseball movie.
Satanism
My least favorite part of satanism is all the pageantry. I don’t have time for all these ceremonies and costumes. I just want to worship the devil in my pjs like when I was a kid.
Cereal Smash Bros.
Game pitch: Smash Bros. style fighting game with all the breakfast cereal mascots.
Eggs for breakfast
It’s still breakfast food if the eggs are from Cadbury, right?
Bad comedian
Bad comedians have to explain their jokes. I, on the other hand, have to explain that they even were jokes.
Lunch nap
Can I just substitute my lunch break for a nap instead?
Hole in my bucket
“There’s a hole in my bucket, Dear Liza.”
“Use another one Henry. I’m on the phone.”
And scene.
TMNT
It always bothered me Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello, and Raphael were drawn in the same art style.
Vacuum cleaner
Did I put a vacuum cleaner on the beach? I did.
Quentin Tarantino
Quentin Tarantino should shorten his name to Quarantino. It’s time.