Kristen Bell was both in Hell and Frozen.

I went to see a movie in the theater and they played an ad for an Amazon Original. Okay look, I put on pants and left my house for this. The least you could do is respect that.

I don’t know how to be friends with normal people. Do you just nod the whole time?

House prices these days.... sheesh, you practically have to take a mortgage out to get one.

Karl Marx was by far the least funny brother.

What’s the best present for a chicken that likes to read? Book book book...

A friend of mine was on the radio for a contest for Cats tickets. He won so he didn’t have to go.

No one can tell the difference between a new episode of Law and Order and a 20 year old rerun.

I still waiting for the Flavor Flav masterclass.

Ironically, there is no “i” in cyclops.